Makeup and Other Crap: The Best Foot Softening Trick!

Soft feet are fucking sexy. Seriously if you have ashy, dry feet, don't even speak to me. Don't let the door hit ya where the good lord split ya. Lol , maybe I don't hate it that much , but nonetheless, they are disgust.
So here is my super simple way to get smooth feet. All of the boys will want you after you do this. They will want you. Trust me.

Okay, so first, you want to exfoliate your feet. Mix sugar and olive oil together, and rub it all over your feet. This makes them soft as a baby's bottom!

Next, rub your favorite lotion all over your feet, then put a grocery bag over them. (If you want the grocery bag to make less noise when you walk, put on a sock). Then, leave this on for 30 minutes or more, and voila! Sofffffffffft feet.

This is perfect for winter, when your feet are super dry. I love this!